The Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Sorts of Peculiar and Otherwise Absurd and Baffling Nonsense
About
Ahoy!
This message is directed to the most intrepid and curious freshmen and any other people of the world who have found their interests piqued by The Benevolent Society for the Propagation of Assorted Tomfoolery and Other Sorts of Peculiar and Otherwise Absurd and Baffling Nonsense. You may also know us by our Ministry of Propaganda's preferred name: The J.U.G.G.L.I.N.G. C.L.U.B. We welcome you.
I implore any curious cats to take a little tumble down the labyrinthine rabbit hole if you are brave enough.... If you are seeking completely outdated and inaccurate information I would direct you here for lore about the mysterious origins of our noble society and here for a historical account of the bike help desk. (That first site is a titillating read.)
For in-dated and accurate material, please seek out our website, our Instagram page, a recent periodical profile, or our Google Maps listing. If you desire an exercise in meandering and cryptic scribing, I implore you to leave your most baffling and absurd google review for our most wondrous wall garden shed after visiting with your velocipede.
**If you are truly interested in propagating baffling and absurd nonsense, I would meander to the WALL GARDEN sometime TWO HOURS after NOON on a beautiful SUNDAY afternoon. Come with a pure heart seeking true friends and flying balls. It is optional to bring a green thumb or an interest in bicycles. Join us for our merrymaking and antics galore in said garden. Not convinced? Let me paint a little picture. You, me, gaping our mouths open at the sheer beauty of our blossoming garden as our skin basks in the sun's tasty, tingly rays. We are moved by the pleasure in our eyes that we frolic, like bugs and worms amidst the grass. You hear laughing. You are happy. Additionally, if you elevate yourself to the DIBOLL parking garage rooftop--a place embroiled in mystery and intrigue--at 7 PM on MONDAYS you will find a pleasant coalescence of jugglers and flow artists. Come if you dare.**
If you are the type to enjoy the consumption media, here are two pieces of completely and utterly satirical art inspired by us:
Insider's brilliant work of guerilla journalism
A Satirical Short Film About Our Benevolent Society
If you want to get in CONTACT with us, the surest way is to DM the @tulanegardenguardian. Direct all other inquiries to kpickering@tulane.edu or juggling@tulane.edu, though there is the chance these missives will be lost to the ether. Please note we will only respond to emails written in a meandering and convoluted syntax.
We would love to meet you, face your fears and come say hi.
Your loving and "democratically" elected leaders,
The Ministry of Dunces
Meetings: Wall garden, 2-5 PM, Sundays. Diboll rooftop, 7 PM Mondays.
Contact: ✉ juggling@tulane.edu, @tulanegardenguardian on Instagram, kpickering@tulane.edu
Website: https://thebenevolentsociety.tulane.edu/
Calendar: https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=juggling%40tulane.edu&ctz=America%2FChicago